i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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