it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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