the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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