Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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