if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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