I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I still have a little drunk in my system
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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