IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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