We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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