Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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