her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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