and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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