i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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