Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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