Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Say something about gay babies.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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