The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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