New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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