I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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