i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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