About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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