9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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