Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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