You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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