I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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