Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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