i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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