9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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