If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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