wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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