woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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