i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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