Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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