Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Randomize
