that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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