I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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