Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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