she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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