There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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