He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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