If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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