so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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