oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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