Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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