if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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