I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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