I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just gift wrapped bread.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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