Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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