I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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