you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I deserve this hangover.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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