Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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