I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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