There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
im on a boat
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