I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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