a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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