i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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