If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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