i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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