it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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