i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I party with great urgency now.
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